Final Fantasy 16: Dummy thick Tonberry butts cause flurry of improper thoughts

“I’m trying to be a serious part of The Rising Tide DLC, but I’m dummy thicc, and the clap of my buttcheeks keeps alerting the debauched Final Fantasy players” – Tonberry, probably. 

Square Enix released The Rising Tide DLC for Final Fantasy XVI on April 16, and a few days later, a very unexpected aspect of the game has come into the spotlight – Tonberry behinds. Tonberries are memorable creatures that make appearances throughout the Final Fantasy series, and they are mostly associated with a short-statured and relatively cute amphibian look. 

Post translation: Please don’t make me feel this way about Tonberry… 

However, the Tonberries that appear in FFXVI are taller and have a more serious appearance, with the intimidating Tonberry King even earning nicknames such as “Chadberry.” But most importantly, when Tonberries fall over, they reveal an unexpectedly humanoid-looking behind, and the shapely, plump appearance of their butts and thighs has caused Final Fantasy players to struggle with lewd feelings towards the creatures. In response to the above embedded X post, countless Japanese fans revel at the erotic display of the fallen Tonberry. 

One user, @CyberIguana, was so taken by the portrayal of Tonberry asses in Final Fantasy XVI that they composed an eloquent essay analyzing the expertise they were designed and modeled with. The piece of writing is far too great not to quote in its entirety, so please give it a read below. 

Post translation: This butt has not only been crafted with artistry, but the latest technology implemented here elevates it to a supreme-grade ass. 
The modeling of the butt is done so that its beauty shines when Tonberry falls over, and the lighting and texturing convey the moist and plump feel of skin in a way that is seldom achieved in butt graphics.  
Particularly noteworthy is the complete lack of awkwardness in the buttocks’ luster and the way that the tail transitions into the body. This indicates the use of advanced technology that automatically controls the bone structure in accordance with muscle flexion. 
The intricate lighting, whereby the ass maintains an overall matte finish while still displaying squishy and smooth qualities, clearly indicates that a very special and exclusive setting has been crafted for the purpose of portraying Tonberry’s butt. 
The designers surely went through cycles upon cycles of trial and error until these buttocks came to be. 
Furthermore, the ragged bandages and single torn garment of clothing further emphasize the bareness of the area of interest. 
The butt, which to some may appear as if it has been purposefully undressed, remains within the territory of what CERO tolerates. Surely it is the ultimate ass born from a series of perfected calculations. 
Undoubtedly, the creators of Tonberry’s butt devoted at least half a year to the task. 
Final Fantasy is an incredible game. 

Final Fantasy XVI is available for the PS5, with a PC port currently in the works. 

Amber V
Amber V

Novice Editor-in-Chief since October 2023.

She grew up playing Duke Nukem and Wolfenstein with her dad, and is now enamored with obscure Japanese video games and internet culture. Currently devoted to growing Automaton West to the size of its Japanese sister-site, while making sure to keep news concise and developer stories deep and stimulating.

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